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THE POWER OF BRAVO BELLS: An Old Biker's Tale

As the story goes, an old gray-bearded biker was traveling back from Mexico on a cool desert night with a full moon. His saddlebags were filled with trinkets for his biker friends and the kids at home. Everything seemed perfect, but he was unaware of the gremlins lying in wait.

These gremlins set up traps on the road or deployed invisible devilish devices to break the biker's bike. As the biker rounded a sharp turn, the gremlins herded a coyote onto the road, causing the biker to skid and crash. He woke up in the ditch to find the gremlins approaching him. His saddlebag had been torn off and lay beside him.

In a desperate attempt to fend off the gremlins, the biker started throwing items from his bag. To his surprise, the only things that seemed to scare the gremlins were the bells he had bought for the children. He grabbed the bells, and the ringing confused the gremlins.

Fortunately, a couple of other bikers heard the bells and came to the old biker's rescue. They saw him seemingly afraid of something, so they yelled to frighten away any animals. The old biker was immensely grateful for the rescue and decided to share the power of the bells.

He cut some tassels from his saddlebag and used them to tie a bell to each of the other bikers' bikes. He explained that the bells would warn off the gremlins, and if they ever found themselves in trouble, they could ring the bell for help.

Bravo Bells are made in the USA using state-of-the-art lead-free pewter. Each Bravo Bell comes with a 24mm nickel-plated split ring, a 2"x 3.5" velveteen drawstring black bag, and a Bravo Bells Legend Card. These bells are designed to drive away gremlins while on the road and serve as a reminder to fellow bikers to stay safe.

However, there are a few rules to using the Bravo Bells effectively:

1. Hang the bell from the lowest part of your bike. This will trap the gremlins in its hollow if they try to reach your bike.
2. Hang the bell towards the front of your bike, as the ringing will drive the gremlins away.
3. If you buy your own bell, the magic will work. But if you receive one as a gift from a friend or loved one, the magic is twice as strong.
4. If you ever sell your bike, keep the bell. It's a precious gift of love and goodwill.
5. If you steal a bell from someone else's bike, you'll get all the gremlins they would have had, on top of your own.

The power of the Bravo Bells is a testament to the old biker's ingenuity and the enduring spirit of camaraderie among bikers. By sharing this knowledge, he ensured that his fellow riders would stay safe on the road, protected from the mischievous gremlins that lurk in the shadows.

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